everything's gotta burn to get back to its purest state;

all the best has yet to be laid to waste

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i don't buy that.
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Whoever Peter is he sounds like a dumbass.

How do you even mistake a cactus for a fern? My boss gave me a cactus once and I never had the urge to cuddle it to my face.

Peter is really dumb. We're talking scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

Dropped one too many times as a kid?

He was just born that way? Maybe it was meant to be. Something in his genetics that spelled out his destiny.

It was his destiny to be stupid? Wow, I knew fate was a jerk, but that's downright cruel.

Fate's a cruel mistress, or so they say.

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