everything's gotta burn to get back to its purest state;

all the best has yet to be laid to waste

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i don't buy that.
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Getting almost killed by vampire slayers, more like. Probably best I lay low for a while.

Spike. Did you go sticking your teeth where they don't belong?

Sylar. You know the answer to that.

Busybod slayer went sticking her stake where it didn't belong so I - stuck it back.

It was just a joke, jesus.

You staked a slayer?

She'll be fine. Was the only way to stop her at the time.

Edited at 2011-02-28 08:56 am (UTC)

She tried to stake you, so you staked her first? I guess the self-defense lessons that came with the noble hero gig weren't all that effective.

[He's guilty enough already Sylar, but really, thanks.]

Guess not. I'll be over around seven then.

I'll be waiting. Maybe I'll order a pizza.

I still don't get why you love eating so much, anyway.

Says the man ordering pizza.

I'm not the one who's a vampire.

What, now you're a racist? I like my Weetabix just as much as the next bloke, whether my heart's pumping or not.

I'm not being racist! I think this is a valid question.

Want to hear the truth, mate? Truth is I don't know why it is I like food so much. No other vampire seems to.

Suppose I'm just that special.

Oh.

What's being a vampire like?

[Yeah he asked this in the exact same tone a nosy five year old would.]

[there is much eyebrow raising, but eventually Spike just shrugs and decides honesty is probably the best way to get Sylar to leave him alone.]

Sounds cliché and all, but after I died... was the first time I really felt alive. Things burn brighter, I see clearer. Everything is.. sharper than it ever was. [as an aside,] Had to kill my own mum though after she tried to sleep with me though, that wasn't fun.

Fought Angel for so long in that Shanshu nonsense, but truth is, I never wanted it. I like bein' a vampire just fine, thanks.

She tried to sleep with you?

[It would figure that'd be the only thing Sylar got from his little speech, but he only nods.]

After I turned her into a vampire.

[Look, Sylar hones in on what really matters.]

Mine tried to kill me first. ... Before I killed her.

[/tiny violin ....... ]

We could start a dead mum's club, you me and Brandon.

What will the meetings consist of?

Mostly crying, I'd wager. But I'll fill you in on the details at the first one.

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