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everything's gotta burn to get back to its purest state;

all the best has yet to be laid to waste

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that's nice., well shit.

"If you're calling, you who this is and what to do."

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.. Where were you?

I don't know, where are you gonna find an active volcano?

I think that's why I asked. Is it a secret volcano?

Yeah. I bought a timeshare.

.. Oh. How do those work, exactly?

You buy them, and then you share them?

How did I miss that? It takes a brave man to buy a timeshare on an active volcano. I doubt you have to compete for that too often.

I'm a pretty brave guy. Once I got stabbed in the abdomen with a katana.

Well, that's .. something. Does that come with a story?

A Japanese guy was trying to kill me.

Does that sort of thing happen to you often?

Yeah. I used to be a really important political figure.

That doesn't surprise me. I would vote for you.

Is there anything you haven't done?

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